Review: This Side of the Grave by Jeaniene Frost

This Side of the Grave by Jeaniene Frost
My rating: 4.5 of 5 genies
Genre: Adult/Mature, Paranormal, Urban Fantasy, Romance, Vampires
Published: February 22, 2011
Pages: 357
Publisher: Avon
Source: Library Loan
Format: Paperback
Purchase At: TheBookDepository.com or Amazon.com

Goodreads Summary

Danger waits on both sides of the grave.
Half-vampire Cat Crawfield and her vampire husband Bones have fought for their lives, as well as for their relationship. But just when they've triumphed over the latest battle, Cat's new and unexpected abilities threaten to upset a long-standing balance . . .

With the mysterious disappearance of vampires, rumors abound that a species war is brewing. A zealot is inciting tensions between the vampires and ghouls, and if these two powerful groups clash, innocent mortals could become collateral damage. Now Cat and Bones are forced to seek help from a dangerous "ally"; the ghoul queen of New Orleans herself. But the price of her assistance may prove more treacherous than even the threat of a supernatural war . . . to say nothing of the repercussions Cat never imagined.

My Thoughts

What to say about 'This Side of the Grave'? Maybe I should start off with the simple statement: 'It didn't suck'. It was good, really good actually and I was going to give this a 4 until near-the end when Bones's interaction with a poltergeist had me laughing so hard I was sure my parents would pick up the phone and dial the mental asylum, RIGHT. THEN.

Lol, good times though! Worth spending time in a straight jacket against padded walls, that's for sure. Okay maybe not, but I considered it.

First off, I really love the covers of this series, they are so unique and edgy there isn't much else of an option BUT to pick one up. The title also rocks, and props to Frost for always incorporating the word 'Grave' in there, Big Ups! It's distinct to the series and I appreciate that. Personally though I found this the heaviest,(content-wise), and was crippled at parts like say, the death of a very important character. THAT had me in tears, so not pretty. It was incredibly painful to read through, and yet Frost just kept tempting and edging me forward until it was all read and I was feeling lower than dirt...Until I kept reading on and saw the end that made it truly worth while! Fabulous ending and gloriously written, a little bit of a cliff-hanger, but I am hanging on until August for the next one!

So now that you know of my definitive plans to catch the next book, let me plunge into the remainder of my review for this one. Why I felt it weird at parts was because they were character couples that I wasn't familiar and sharply bombarded with,(here is where I suggest you pick up the 'Night Huntress World' novels before reading this because you will be more familiar with the pairings of Kira and Mencheres as well as Spade and Denise that way.) Not to mention Denise's shape-shifting! That was a shocker, I was expecting that almost as much as the realization that my Main-Man Mencheres was nuzzling and grinding against some chick I did not know.

I didn't hate Kira, I just did not know her. It was like popping a helium balloon without informing anyone. One minute it's nice and serene and then the next? Boom! Where did that blast come from and WHY do you not have hair anymore? See, shocking. I raised an brow when she got all snarky about Cat pushing Mencheres to do better in his attempts to read the future because I love Cat, and I will not have some woman sass her. No. Way.

But I'd heard of her, I have the 'Eternal Kiss' in my to-read category so I know their story, I just wish someone would have pointed out the order in which to read them; then maybe I wouldn't have wanted to flog Kira. Possibly.

Next was Denise: I love Denise to death because of her alcoholic ways - so much like Cat - but again all of a sudden I see spouses formed out of the blue and then them being territorial. What is this, a snarling party? Bring your own 'tude and sass? Not cool. Spade has always been my gentleman and then to see him suddenly glare Cat down because she asked her best friend a favor for the good of their race as well as the ghouls? Not the guy I knew, that's for sure. What happened to the understanding Baron, did he die somewhere along the way from the previous book to here?

Not to mention Marie! While I'm reeling from weird character turns there goes Marie making me hate her for a good 10 chapters!

I was furious, thinking what was going on?! The only people that seemed constant were Vlad, Bones and Ian...Until the end. Thank God it worked out well in the end! Apollyon got what was coming to him and I officially want Ian and Veritas as a couple! They are my secret desire. Another desire is of course Tate and Cat. I know, what about Bones, right? Well if Bones were to die I'd want 'Cate' to happen (see the merging there!?) He loves her with this burning intensity that makes me weak, I love that! So God forbid Bones were to pass, Tate would be the man for the job. There, cast the first stone if you have never CONSIDERED the pair and I'll listen, but if not join the club!

I enjoyed the mystery of trying to defeat Apollyon, that was prime, man! The combover went down....Haha I am a little pleased okay, bite me! But you know what's better yet? Reading this novel. It is awesome and I urge you not to jump to conclusions like I did. Catch the 'Night Huntress World' books before this one though, it'll make a butt load more of sense regarding the supporting characters. Note: there are scenes of intercourse so watch out for that if you happen to be younger.

I rate this read 4.5 genies because I can't resist a good Exorcist threat when it comes along! Immature I know, and I love it.

One helluva a read, spectacular in the very most parts, tugging rightly at the heartstrings, this book will warm your heart as it did with mine. 

Review: One Foot in the Grave by Jeaniene Frost

One Foot in the Grave by Jeaniene Frost
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
Genre: Adult, Urban Fantasy, Magic, Vampires, Action, Romance, Paranormal
Published: April 29, 2008
Pages: 357
Publisher: Avon
Source: Library Loan
Format: Paperback
Purchase At: TheBookDepository.com or Amazon.com

Goodreads Summary

You can run from the grave, but you can’t hide…
Half-vampire Cat Crawfield is now Special Agent Cat Crawfield, working for the government to rid the world of the rogue undead. She’s still using everything Bones, her sexy and dangerous ex, taught her, but when Cat is targeted for assassination, the only man who can help her is the vampire she left behind.
Being around Bones awakens all her emotions, from the adrenaline rush of slaying vamps side by side to the reckless passion that consumed them. But a price on her head – wanted: dead or half-alive – means her survival depends on teaming up with Bones. And no matter how hard Cat tries to keep things professional between them, she’ll find that desire lasts forever … and Bones won’t let her get away again. Original.

My Thoughts

This review comes late and that is simply due to the fact that my computer's mouse has indefinitely gone rogue. We cannot find it and I know that waiting any longer would simply prolong my views on this work. And what a piece of work it is! Ah, this book was so refreshing I cannot begin anywhere else but at the very beginning. And why not?Maria certainly thought that was a very good place to start.

Alright so my terrible 'Sound of Music' pun aside, I want to dive in by saying I was sceptic as to just how 'good' this book could be. I mean let me be frank: most 2nd books in a series tend to suck, period. It scares me, really it does, because I intend to have MANY 2nd books in the years to come; and yet everyone else who ventures towards writing a sequel comes up with a lacklustre piece of work. Maybe because working with characters you've used before is...tricky? I don't know! All I know is that I want to avoid that road as much as I'd like the bubonic plague.

Frost did. She made me love Bones again and again. To the point that I was almost wishing for a piece of silver to take Cat down with, but I loved her too much. I love it when an author does that, makes me feel like a giant hypocrite but it keeps me coming back. Maybe I like being told what's-what?

Naw, that isn't it! I just really love Bones, and really like Cat.

These two just keep getting better! They are such thick characters that I can imagine them without even trying, I can feel their pain and joys. They are People-Characters. I loved the plot and give it a smashing 5/5, it was excellent! Also, I thought I would never say this, but I love Cat's mom. Seriously her banter with Bones had my side splitting, it was perfect! I was like 'Bwahahaha ahaahahahaha haaaa!!' all the way through. Yes, I did look insane, thank you for asking!

But back to 'One foot in the Grave'. What else can I say but that it all kind of rightly flowed? Because that was what it did, I didn't feel lost at all and like I'd followed exactly where 'Halfway to the Grave' left off. It was incredible, just the thing I needed and I'm glad I listened to some crazy friends on here who insisted it would be 'worth it'.

Hey guys? It was. Excellent story and compelling characters demand a perfect 5! Way to go Frost, you up and broke the curse.

Review: Destined for an Early Grave by Jeaniene Frost

Destined for an Early Grave by Jeaniene Frost
My rating: 5 of 5 genies
Genre: Adult/Mature, Urban Fantasy, Magic, Vampires, Action, Romance, Paranormal
Published: July 28, 2009
Pages: 355
Publisher: Avon
Source: Library Loan
Format: Paperback
Purchase At: TheBookDepository.com or Amazon.com

Goodreads Summary

Hopes for a perfect Paris holiday are dashed when half-vampire Cat Crawfield begins having visions of a vampire named Gregor who's more powerful than Cat's undead lover, Bones, and has ties to her past that even Cat herself doesn't know about. Original.

My Thoughts

Okay so here I go to FINALLY get around to writing up a review for this! I think because it's been so long this review will be brief, I'll rate Characters and plot and point out the strong as well as weak parts to this read. So without further adieu, here goes:

Plot: I really adore the way this author is so capable at making the reader forget. Really, when I read any of her books it makes me leave my world for a little to be with Cat and Bones and I am so grateful for that! This book in the 'Night Huntress' series follows Cat and Bones as they face a new terror: Gregor, Cat's first husband!

Characters: Cat and Bones are as entrancing as ever, they never will get dull, that is one thing I am certain of. The characters are always so fresh and something interesting is always happening! I cried for some of them. Tate was also fantastic. It is so weird because I feel for him, I really do, but the sole thought of Cat and Bones apart is not a pleasant one. My dreams for 'Cate' aside, I don't want to see Cat or Bones separated.

Which is precisely why I hated Gregor! Man he took possessiveness to a whole other level.[when he was hitting Cat after he found out that she slept with Bones? Just sickening, my stomach was in knots. I was glad when he died. (hide spoiler)]

Vlad did not disappoint and I'm so ecstatic that my Dark Prince gets his own series!!! I cannot wait. He is such a well-rounded character, and in this book Frost did good by him.

Setting: It was great. I especially loved the New Orleans setting, the Big Easy was perfectly depicted. Plus, all those ghosts made for such a hauntingly pleasing atmosphere.

H.M. (honorable mention): This title goes to Marie - the ghoul Queen and my hero! Man she's got a twisted sense of humor, and I like it. She will always be alright with me and she only helped the book, which is a lot more than I can say for other characters in other novels. I do not understand the point of planting a character only to have them contribute absolutely nothing. That is what frustrates me and I am glad it did not happen here.

P.A. (problem areas): I didn't like the pace of this book as much as the others. It was fast-paced as always but still it dragged a little on certain parts, and being one not always high on patience, I despised the wait leading to the resolution between Cat and Gregor! Still this series is the bomb and is it any wonder I plan on reading everything by this author?

There are erotic scenes and crass language, so mind that if you are younger. If not, grab a copy!

Review: At Grave's End by Jeaniene Frost

At Grave's End by Jeaniene Frost
My rating: 4 of 5 genies
Genre: Adult, Urban Fantasy, Magic, Action, Vampires, Romance, Horror
Published: January 1, 2009
Pages: 342
Publisher: Avon
Source: Library Loan
Format: Paperback
Purchase At: TheBookDepository.com or Amazon.com

Goodreads Summary

It should be the best time of half-vampire Cat Crawfield’s life. With her undead lover Bones at her side, she’s successfully protected mortals from the rogue undead. But though Cat’s worn disguise after disguise to keep her true identity a secret from the brazen bloodsuckers, her cover’s finally been blown, placing her in terrible danger.

As if that wasn’t enough, a woman from Bones’s past is determined to bury him once and for all. Caught in the crosshairs of a vengeful vamp, yet determined to help Bones stop a lethal magic from being unleashed, Cat’s about to learn the true meaning of bad blood. And the tricks she’s learned as a special agent won’t help her. She will need to fully embrace her vampire instincts in order to save herself—and Bones—from a fate worse than the grave.

My Thoughts

Out of all the three Night Huntress books read, this one has got to be the saddest; it was dark and edgy but very good. This one picks up where the other left and Cat is having some problems: her disguise is through and the Undead world know who she is; it helps however that she has Bones by her side. He's back too and I don't want to give what happens away, but he is a whole of a lot stronger.

Which makes him so much hotter! I felt like he was a king through all of this, really. Bones will always be smoking to me, the only ones that remotely rivalled him were Spade...and Mencheres... And Vlad...and kind of Ian in a weird way, but that was IT. Lol who am I kidding?! They were all smoking! I love Frost for her fine men, she's a gem with a truck-load of talent.

She knows her characters and definitely how to spin a plot. She made me laugh and cry almost simultaneously and one thing in particular wrenched at my heart through this book. I won't give what away, but know that for those few chapters that I believed it was true, I was in turmoil. I asked myself if it could really be happening and was delighted when things were okay again, that gave me such a scare!

Bones is crackling with Vamp energy and all is good in the world of the Undead and Judith!

But I'll keep this brief; this book was amazing. I refrained from giving it a 5 because Although it is good I have read better from this author. Bones and Cat still rock, but there was the lightness that I love about them missing, they were in so much pain I don't see how I couldn't feel that. I guess being at war will do that to people, and yet this work is an example of great control. Frost knows what she's doing, as I have mentioned before, and entices the help of characters such as Vlad to make up for the necessary seriousness by being comically full of it. He's officially one of my favourites.

I finished it in a day and a half (a new record) and will pick up the remaining two today...or tomorrow? Someday this week! But the bottom line is this was fantastic, and I want more.

Review: Halfway to the Grave by Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave by Jeaniene Frost
My rating: 5 of 5 genies
Genre: Adult, Urban Fantasy, Vampires, Romance
Published: October 30, 2007
Pages: 358
Publisher: Avon
Source: Library Loan
Format: Paperback
Purchase At: TheBookDepository.com or Amazon.com

Goodreads Summary

Half-vampire Catherine Crawfield is going after the undead with a vengeance, hoping that one of these deadbeats is her father—the one responsible for ruining her mother’s life. Then she’s captured by Bones, a vampire bounty hunter, and is forced into an unholy partnership.

In exchange for finding her father, Cat agrees to train with the sexy night stalker until her battle reflexes are as sharp as his fangs. She’s amazed she doesn’t end up as his dinner—are there actually good vampires? Pretty soon Bones will have her convinced that being half-dead doesn’t have to be all bad. But before she can enjoy her newfound status as kick-ass demon hunter, Cat and Bones are pursued by a group of killers. Now Cat will have to choose a side... and Bones is turning out to be as tempting as any man with a heartbeat.

My Thoughts

This book had sex. It seems like a weird thing to say, but more importantly this book WAS sexy. I enjoyed it, and though hardly naive I hadn't been expecting sex per se. Still it was a ride from start to finish and I really want to start this review by digging in...

One thing I can say about Ms. Frost is that she is a writer after my own heart. Her prose is thoughtful without being drab and hard-thought, she knows well how to make a story flow. I didn't feel like I might have had someone else tried to tell this story, because only Frost could make it really something stellar. No it was reflective and fun, like you're reading a recap from your best friend. Yeah, I met a smoldering hot vampire, what of it?! Not...

'OMFG. I MET A VAMPIRE. I WANT TO HAVE HIS UNDEAD OFFSPRING! WHAT, IT HAS ONLY BEEN A MINUTE SINCE? YAY, THIS WILL LAST FOREVER!'

NO!

Cat was so cautious about the decisions she made, I loved it. I adore a heroine that enjoys to think. She weighed everything out and didn't go running after Bones like some lovelorn Mary Sue. I loved her. But certainly not more than I love Bones, If I ever wanted an undead Boyfriend, he would be it. Really I have prejudice's against British men because rarely have I seen one HOT. There's Prince Harry but other than him all I see are stuck-up men with pale skin and a quickly balding Prince to rule them. Sorry William! Needless to say, I did not watch the royal wedding. Not only did I forget when it was, but I believe people tend to marry every day and to glorify one figurehead for getting hitched is a concept foreign to me.

Nothing against William or Kate, I am just thoroughly waned by the stickers and post stamps and collectible engagement rings EVERYWHERE. Really people, REALLY?! Anyway, Bones definitely changed that for me. He was smooth and dangerous and I wanted him sorely, that is why I am determined to read all the books in this series and anything else by Frost, because just like Cat I love a vampire named Bones.

I liked this book more than I thought I would and loved how real everything felt. It was gory and heart-tugging and totally took over my life for what...2 days? Sounds about right!

What drew me to this novel was the fabulous blurb at the back and the believable characters, the reviews for it were high and I decided to check it out! As you can expect, I'm glad I did and I'm waiting for my library to send me the 2nd book.

Again there is profanity and sensuality, so keep that in mind, but I give 'Halfway to the Grave' 5 giant blood-pouches. Sink your teeth into that, folks.

Review: First Drop of Crimson by Jeaniene Frost

First Drop of Crimson by Jeaniene Frost
My rating: 5 of 5 genies
Genre: Adult, Urban Fantasy, Paranormal, Vampires, Magic, Romance
Published: February 9, 2010
Pages: 371
Publisher: Avon
Source: Library Loan
Format: Paperback
Purchase At: TheBookDepository.com or Amazon.com

Goodreads Summary

The night is not safe for mortals. Denise MacGregor knows all too well what lurks in the shadows - her best friend is half-vampire Cat Crawfield - and she has already lost more than the average human could bear. But her family's dark past is wrapped in secrets and shrouded in darkness - and a demon shapeshifter has marked Denise as prey. Now her survival depends on an immortal who craves a taste of her.

He is Spade, a powerful, mysterious vampire who has walked the earth for centuries and is now duty-bound to protect this endangered, alluring human - even if it means destroying his own kind. Denise may arouse his deepest hungers, but Spade knows he must fight his urge to have her as they face the demon nightmare together...

Because once the first drop of crimson falls, they will both be lost.

My Thoughts

It has been a few days since I finished reading this and thought to write the review, finally. I enjoyed it, the book was very crisp and the characters very likable, plus I finally got where Spade's crazy protectiveness comes from! I see why he was miffed at Cat for calling Denise to shape shift in book #5, because who wouldn't worry - what, with what happened to Giselda as a forever example of all that could go wrong? yikes!

Denise was lovely, really I haven't admired a heroine (except for Cat) like I did Denise! She was truly admirable and loved her family so much to the point that she was willing to sacrifice everything for their happiness; even in the face of Raum she was brave! So Denise officially has my devotion, and big ups to Frost for making me love my Spade even more again. It was a close one, but I almost disliked Spade! *gasp*

But I have learnt my lesson! Off I go to the grading.

Plot: I have come to expect gorgeous and excellent plots from this author. She has such a way with words, and her ideas string perfectly! Let it never be said that Frost is predictable, because even with the things that may hint as simple, they are never quite just that. I relished the adventure of them trying to free her from the bands, but the action was very real and I liked that.

Spade and Denise really where made for each other and I am thrilled to give this plot full marks on how they came together.

Characters: The characters have got to be my favorite aspect to this writer's work; they are always so round and concrete. I knew what I was reading because the author knew what she was about. She made the parts of Denise, Spade and even Ian consistent! I also enjoyed Nathaniel and thought him adorable for the most part, he was a great addition to the story!

Denise was this firecracker and though I have always loved her, I went gaga almost for how controlled she was, girl has tolerance. She's this frugal spender whereas Spade just loves to roll those dollar bills! Their combination was stellar.

Setting: Because I did not pay great attention to the settings does not mean that they sucked, simply that there were other things occupying my mind...

Like Spade...

And Bones...

And Ian...

Still, when I think of the descriptions I remember them being to the point and clear. I can fault nothing.

H.M(honorable mention): Has got to go to Ian! I think the thing I appreciate most about this character is his tenderness and true care for his friends, they are like his family and while his actions might sometimes say differently, he does love them. That had me all warm and fuzzy inside and I love him regardless of that unfortunate decision. [his penis piercing. We all make mistakes! (hide spoiler)]

P.A(problem areas): Would have to be the resolution of the bands. I cannot give too much away but I wished something different for Denise and her bands. But other than that? I'm all good!

And is there any wonder this book is a 5/5? I think not! Watch out for erotic scenes and language if you are younger, but if not grab a copy. I really do love this book!

Review: Eternal Kiss of Darkness by Jeaniene Frost

Eternal Kiss of Darkness by Jeaniene Frost
My rating: 4 of 5 genies
Genre: Adult, Paranormal, Magic, Vampires, Romance, Urban Fantasy
Published: July 27, 2010
Pages: 361
Publisher: Avon Books
Source: Library Loan
Format: Paperback
Purchase At: TheBookDepository.com or Amazon.com

Goodreads Summary

An immortal war has been brewing in the darkness . . . And now one woman has stumbled into the shadows.

Chicago private investigator Kira Graceling should have just kept on walking. But her sense of duty refused to let her ignore the moans of pain coming from inside a warehouse just before dawn. Suddenly she finds herself in a world she's only imagined in her worst nightmares.

At the center is Mencheres, a breathtaking Master vampire who thought he'd seen it all. Then Kira appears, this fearless, beautiful . . . human who braved death to rescue him. Though he burns for her, keeping Kira in his world means risking her life. Yet sending her away is unthinkable.

But with danger closing in, Mencheres must choose either the woman he craves, or embracing the darkest magic to defeat an enemy bent on his eternal destruction.

My Thoughts

So this book was good. I really liked it and I loved that my Main-Man Mencheres got his little breakaway novel!! I mean me and Kira had our issues, but I'll get into that in a moment. Let me just start off by stating how much I love this author! She is AMAZING. Her ability to capture a character's emotion is truly inspiring and that is why she is my hero.

I.

LOVE.

HER.

------------ marry me? ------------

*sighs* I thought not, the husband thing does kind of get in the way...."I'll wait for you?"





Lol so maybe I don't love her that much, but I do enough - not in a creepy way, if you are reading this, Mrs. Frost! Haha so I'm done talking, and before I get banned from gushing, I'm going to head right into my review:

Plot: Man this plot was a doozy I mean really, there was so much history with Menchere's origin (WOW), and then the curve balls practically flying from Rajedef! It was fantastic to read, and surprised me ten times over. I do not blame my slower reading pace on the novel's ability to interest, In that regard it was very capable, I was the one at fault. Something boring called life kept getting in the way.




I didn't really have time to devote to this book like I did to other's by this author, and if you check out my track record this has got to be the longest period of time that I have taken to read something from Frosty Goodness, as I will now call her. (Except for 'Halfway to the Grave' maybe, but that was before I was really hooked.)

Life is just a pain and a lot of times it gets in the way. That maxim seemed particularly true with Mencheres! My buddy really had it hard until Kira showed up. I believe that is the reason I will just accept her; not that I like her, but because she makes Mencheres happy. I won't dream of hacking her head off anymore, I can't promise anything else but that's a start!

Setting: As with most of her novels Frost does change the locations often. They are In Mexico one second before flying off to Chicago the next! Another thing I loved. Her diversity is a quality that made every book before this engaging and will surely continue to do the same with all her future endeavors; not to mention how aptly they were described! She really does have talent, but my regret lies at not exploring the Mayan ruins more!! I really wanted Mencheres or someone to have to scour the place for Kira and instead we just got a very brief line or two about it. Ah, I guess i'll have to wait and see in a couple years!

Characters: Were all great except Kira, sorry, not a fan. Maybe I see her as the other woman, or possibly it is just her character, but a lot of things bothered me about her! I despised how her sense of protectiveness came off as pushy, I wanted to tell her to step off more than once! She was annoying and constantly acting as though Menchere's friends did not care for him when really she hasn't been there since the beginning of his life either!

Also, her talk with Cat came off as self-righteous. Ugh, I disliked her even more after reading this book and she isn't the kind of person I would get on with at all. I like Cat and Denise better and hope Vlad's chika is a lot less like Kira. Blame the newborn vampire thing, but I couldn't care less, chick be tripping and I suppose that really is the reason she didn't have many friends as a human!

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU MENCHERES!!!! He was so elegant and smooth and Mama was he sexy! He just made me melt...over, and over, and over again.

H.M. (Honorable Mention): Goes to Vlad! Haha I adore my Romanian Count! Thank you Frosty Goodness for redeeming yourself with him after the disaster that is Kira! I hope to see a lot more of him in future, he just lights up a book and it is not solely because of his fire power! Guy is very fine.

P.A. (Problem Areas): The only thing I would say Frost really needs to work on is probably producing more likable characters. The Originals like Cat, Bones, Vlad, Spade, Ian and the rest are golden, but I am not liking the near future. That being Kira whose character is supposed to come off as hard and tough, just succeeds in only grinding my nerves. I want more people to cheer on, not hate, and I can understand where she was going with Kira. It just never reached for me and it cost the rating of the book 1 whole point. I cannot wait for more from this author and I pray she channels that awesome creativity into molding someone very attractive to the reader!

And overall it was a great read. Warnings are out for younger BookWorms, there is very passionate and deprived sex going on in this book so stave from reading this if what I am writing applies to you. Otherwise I give it a flushing four genies! Oh and props to the person who decided to make this cover ten billion times better than Spade's! Not to slam a homey, but he looked like such a creep in 'First Drop of Crimson'! No shiz, it really did suck and Menchere's cover is somewhat better, but I am not feeling the fake blood.

I think that could be a problem area ready for improvement... 4/5 Genies!